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Saturday, January 24, 2009

Real Lives - Diary

0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Cincinnati in the state of Ohio in the United States.

My parents have named me Aaron. My surname is Banks. My mother, Rose, is 22 and my father, Phillip, is 22. I have a brother, Martin, who is 4.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence, extraordinary artistic ability, extraordinary musical ability, extraordinary athletic ability, extraordinary physical strength, extraordinary physical endurance and extraordinary good looks.

My mother has graduated from college with a degree in Economics.

1 year old
Sister Lisa born.

My brother Martin began school.

2 years old
3 years old
4 years old
My sister Lisa has suffered an epileptic seizure.

My sister Lisa has had measles.

5 years old
Sister Christina born.

6 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 3,094 American soldiers have been killed.

Began school.

My sister Lisa began school.

7 years old
Peace.

8 years old
My sister Christina has had measles.

9 years old
My brother Martin's girlfriend Karen has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

10 years old
My sister Christina began school.

11 years old
My country is involved in a major war abroad. 9,092 American soldiers have been killed.

My brother Martin's girlfriend Karen has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Martin's girlfriend Karen began college.

12 years old
13 years old
Peace.

My brother Martin has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Martin began college.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Martin has been placed on academic probation.

14 years old
Avoided a punishment with a "white lie".

Met a new girl I like very much, named Jane Meyer.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Jane Meyer.

Ended my relationship with girlfriend Jane.

My sister Lisa's boyfriend Shawn has failed the tests for entrance into trade school.

15 years old
A major fire has hit the United States. 11 people have died and 31,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Began trade school.

Karen Mason and my brother Martin are now engaged to be married.

Karen Mason and my brother Martin have married.

My brother Martin's wife Karen has graduated from college with a degree in Accounting.

16 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Kelly Wagner.

We've begun seeing each other.

My girlfriend Kelly has graduated from secondary school.

My girlfriend Kelly began college.

17 years old
Graduated from trade school.

Took up smoking.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a musician.

My sister Lisa's boyfriend Shawn has graduated from secondary school.

18 years old
My parents don't approve of my engagement to Kelly Wagner.

Kelly and I are now engaged.

Kelly Wagner and I got married this year.

My brother Martin has graduated from college with a degree in Education.

My brother Martin began graduate school.

My sister Lisa has graduated from secondary school.

Shawn Hernandez and my sister Lisa have married.

19 years old
Appendicitis.

My sister Lisa has moved out on her own.

My sister Lisa began college.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your sister Lisa has been placed on academic probation.

20 years old
Cured of appendicitis.

Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.

My sister Lisa has been expelled from college.

My wife Kelly has graduated from college with a degree in French.

My wife Kelly has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

21 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Martin has been placed on academic probation.

My sister Christina's boyfriend Wayne has graduated from secondary school.

22 years old
Tina born to Lisa Hernandez

My sister Christina has graduated from secondary school.

23 years old
A major fire has hit the United States. 2 people have died and 37,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Tried to give up smoking.

My brother Martin has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Education.

24 years old
25 years old
Tried to give up smoking.

26 years old
Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 22,087 dollars.

Martin has left his family.

Andrea born to Lisa Hernandez

27 years old
28 years old
Invested 10000 dollars in mutual fund.

Wanda born to Lisa Hernandez

29 years old
30 years old
Tried to give up smoking.

31 years old
Gave up smoking.

32 years old
I was robbed.

33 years old
My father has chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

Teresa born to Lisa Hernandez

My wife Kelly has been cured of depression.

34 years old
My sister Christina has asthma.

35 years old
Began work as an artist.

Son Harold born.

36 years old
37 years old
My mother has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My father has ischemic heart disease.

Wayne Dixon and my sister Christina have married.

My son Harold has had measles.

38 years old
My brother Martin's wife Karen has been cured of depression.

My sister Christina has moved out on her own.

39 years old
40 years old
My father has died at age 63 from a heart attack.

41 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

My mother died from an infection.

Inherited money from my parents.

My son Harold began school.

42 years old
Invested 5000 dollars in medium-risk stock.

Borrowed 12000 dollars in a 30-year loan.

43 years old
44 years old
45 years old
My brother Martin has esophagus cancer.

46 years old
Car was stolen.

My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 153 American soldiers have been killed.

My brother Martin's wife Karen has a peptic ulcer.

47 years old
48 years old
49 years old
My brother Martin has died at age 54 from esophagus cancer.

My brother Martin's wife Karen has uterine cancer.

50 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

My sister Lisa has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

51 years old
I have arthritis of the knee.

52 years old
Peace.

53 years old
My brother Martin's wife Karen has been cured of peptic ulcer.

My son Harold has graduated from secondary school.

My son Harold's girlfriend Lori has graduated from secondary school.

My son Harold's girlfriend Lori began college.

54 years old
My son Harold began college.

Lori Wells and my son Harold are now engaged to be married.

Lori Wells and my son Harold have married.

My wife Kelly has diabetes.

55 years old
My sister Lisa's husband Shawn has ischemic heart disease.

56 years old
I have lung cancer.

Harold has left his family.

57 years old
My son Harold's wife Lori has graduated from college with a degree in French.

My son Harold's wife Lori began graduate school.

58 years old
My son Harold has graduated from college with a degree in Geology.

My son Harold's wife Lori has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

59 years old
60 years old
Died at age 60 from lung cancer.

Friday, January 23, 2009

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